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1.
An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
by Dr Cats PhD June 25, 2011
 
2.
a female that is in a wheelchair
katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon
by huddicuddi February 09, 2012