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A moron. Used offensively most of the time.
Person A: What a twag, he thought putting a battery in a blender would be a good idea!
by larkofthesky September 25, 2011
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A right bastard, a twat, a slag. Someone who's just a mean old prick.
Jeez, Bozza's a real twag today, ain't he?
by twagster September 15, 2009
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To truient school. Me mark n andy walk round the village to miss lessons we dont like. Often involves writin faulse notes or shading out of school. Always fun especially in parks or woods smoking.
Either go into town, walk round the village or go to anyone's house hus parents arent in. Or visit someone who's genreally absent from school
Hey guys, you twagging ICT?

Hey, you missed out we twagged Maths

Hey, You twagging English

Hey, I hate history fo you want to twag it?

We took GCSE twagging

You get the point . . . .
by Fat Baby March 22, 2007
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That White Ass Girl
She is a TWAG
by ThatNepaiDude January 05, 2017
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A nice lax stick used usually by lax bros with a lot of swag.
"Hey Dude, nice twag you got there"
"Thanks brah, its pretty sick"
by swagmonster22 December 27, 2013
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In conjunction with Twitter usage, to brag about one's tweet after the fact.
Dork: "Did you see what I said to spacepirateboy42? It was so funny!"
Me: "Dude, stop twagging, nobody gives a shit"
by lowerrightofthemitten July 19, 2009
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To do philanthropic work, with swag
Person 1: Have you heard about Patrick, he's got so much twag.
Person 2: I wish I had that much twagger.
by LotsOfTwagger November 14, 2014
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