Tuttle Dump 

Whilst someone is sitting down, another person walks behind them and rips their chair out from under them

Man, he pissed me off so I did a Tuttle Dump on his ass.

Tuttle Dump by Gibson,Winchester Indiana October 13, 2010

turtle dumpkin 

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

turtle dumpling 

The action when an african american has sex with an old white woman , and they hump very slow......

holy **** that guys givin her a turtle dumpling!!

turtle dumpling by jamesa December 31, 2007

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

turtle dumping by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

turtledumplin 

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

turtledumplin by CassieWin February 9, 2023