A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.
" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.
by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010
When you're doing that bitch missionary with her legs on your shoulders, on the edge of the bed. Right before you come, you roll her fat ass off the edge and spooge on to her back/ the back of her head.
by Marely February 2, 2008
A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008
When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.
Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.
by luckypork July 11, 2011
Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting
by Chefondvd September 4, 2019
When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.
by CocoSantango July 27, 2014
Patient: “Hey doc, can I still slam the ol’ lady with this thing in my dick?”
Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”
Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”
by LynchVegas August 23, 2019