Turtle Burp 

Slang for farting, breaking wind, and etc

I got a turtlehead and it just burped.

Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!

Turtle Burp by Jamie Bailey February 22, 2008

burp your turtle 

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

burp your turtle by fupabox April 29, 2009

Burping the Turtle 

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

Burping the Turtle by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

Burping the turtle 

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

Burping the turtle by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Turtleburger 

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

Turtleburger by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

turtlebump 

very cool person that is loved

Hey turtlebump, your pretty fine.

turtlebump by Jared :] January 27, 2008

turtlebump 

1.) A cool person who is loved

2.) A name for a guy version of a cameltoe

1.) Hey turtlebump, you look sexy tonight.

2.) Ewww, look at Vipul's turtlebump! That's nasty, man. He needs bigger shorts.

turtlebump by Baby Cakes January 29, 2008