When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.
"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."
by grubblerfubbler January 21, 2014
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A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
by Osama llama March 16, 2010
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