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What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.
Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.
by Meshuggah November 27, 2003
A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
by Exodus December 01, 2003
A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.
Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?

Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?

Guy 2: Never mind...
by Mystic November 28, 2003
A celebration of the one good moment Americans had with Indians. Now, a commercial excuse for obese people to stuff food inside of other food.
Thanksgiving is like telling a date rape victim to just focus on the dinner and movie earlier that evening.
by Turkey Guy November 27, 2003
The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
by that guy November 26, 2003
The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.
Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!
by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014
The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.
The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.
by hedy December 17, 2003
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