A 'tune' is a bong.
To 'play a tune', 'have a tune', means to smoke a bong.
"Have you had your tune yet?"
Used as a code while at work or school: "I can't wait to go home and play/listen to some tunes."
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To mug, attack, or rough up, usually with a large group of people. The word implies attacking an individual and severely hurting them.
We're going to go over there and tune that guy for sure.
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another word for boning a chick or dude
" i tuned my girlfriend up real good last night"

"that guy is a dude tuner"
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(pronounced "choon")

(South African surfer's English. Derivation unk.)

To tune somebody is to:

a). tell somebody something in no uncertain terms
b). to scold, upbraid or dress-down someone
c). to order someone about, direct them firmly.
Example 1: "Now that we're prefects we can tune all these lighties what to do."

Translation: "Now that we're prefects (upperclassmen), we can tell all these younger kids what to do."

Example 2: "At the braaivleis last night, I ran into this ouk who was totally pissed motherless. But I tuned him, ek se."

Translation: "At the barbecue last night, I ran into this guy who was extremely drunk. But I put that guy in his place very decisively, I tell you."
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1. to sleep with or try and sleep with someone.
2. to tune someone, meaning upgrade them, there looks, cloths, hair, etc.
1: I tried to tune that bitch!

2: I'm tuning her, she has un-tapped potential.
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The "catchy" part of a pop song that get stuck in your head and eventually drive you crazy.
The tune got you!
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Kissing, usually open mouthed.
"Did you tune that girl last night?"
by Thomas Telford July 01, 2003

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