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A popular, fast-acting, back-door virus that can be planted on one's computer in under 3.5 seconds. Commonly found on all Mozilla Firefox, Safari, or any Windows system.
Person 1: Hey man, have you heard about this new site called Tumblr? I've never been on it.
Person 2: Do not go on it! I tried to and a virus shut down my computer. I had to call geek squad, but they couldn't fix anything. I'm fucked!
by thisisoursongsosingalong February 24, 2011
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An alternate universe where teenage girls reblog pictures of attractive girls or cute couples and use the terms "forever alone" or "UNF" a lot. They then get so obsessed with how many followers that they have, and this leads to them sitting on their computer for hours on end and never hanging out with their friends.

Oh and watch out, Tumblr goes from puppies to porn in a matter of seconds. (or if you prefer kitties to titties, it's the same idea)
John: Hey Matt, where's Jenny? I haven't seen her in months!

Matt: She got a Tumblr.
by suhhspence.tumblr May 22, 2012
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A place for a bunch of little 15 year olds who try so desperately hard to be cool and "hipster" (and even openly claim they are). Pretentious people, especially the "Tumblr Famous" who are usually rude when asked questions and are probably just a 16 year old girl who knows absolutely nothing about life and still complains how much their pathetic life sucks on Tumblr. No one cares, and thats why you use Tumblr. For those who try so hard to be indie, listens to crap music, and a minor who has no real life but Tumblr.
How people are on Tumblr:
Post "Yeah my life sucks I have an eating disorder I hate everyone at my school"
Replies: "omg you're amazing i love you don't listen to anyone else!"
Post "I really want to work in the fashion world when i grow up because like im still 16 lawlz"
Replies "omg with your blog you'll totally make it!"
by Haterzgonnahatezz May 30, 2011
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a hipster watering hole aka a too-indie-for-you blog.

chances are you already have one or else you wouldn't be searching for it here.

mostly filled with filipino bloggers who mostly blog about pictures of triangles in space.
they like to use internet memes, most commonly 4chan memes, and claim it as their own.
1. blogger: 'FFFFFUUUUU' should be tumblr's catchphrase because we made it up and made it famous lolol

2. ▲
by wolfshirtsareforfaggots November 17, 2009
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Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.
Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.
by Juicalicious January 21, 2011
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A place where emos go to show their "true emotions"
Did you see my depressing post on tumblr last night?
by Lehwbwjw wh December 06, 2016
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A site that a teenager joins to express themselves or whatever, which turns out to be a cult joined by half our generation. Symptoms of long exposure to Tumblr may include: loss of old personality, twisted and harmful social views, speaking only in sentences read from Tumblr posts, trans extremist beliefs, insomnia and identifying as a polyromantic trisexual furrykin.
Person 1: So, this is the female reproductive system--
Person 2: THAT'S TRANSMISOGYNIST YOU CIS SCUM
Person 1: Oh, I'm guessing you have a Tumblr.
by iKnowWhATaFwysheIs May 10, 2015
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