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It used to be a cool, non-judgemental site where you could be who you wanted to be, do what you want to do, and express whatever the fuck you want to express. And stuff.

Only now, there are wild vicious anon haters appearing at every damn corner of every blog, I'm telling you. Tumblr isn't safe, not any more. Nowhere is safe.
*Blogger expresses his/her feelings about something on his/her Tumblr*
*Anons swarm blogger's ask box, intent on delivering hate messages*
by Dk Man, Google It November 13, 2011
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Chris: Hey lets go on Tumblr tonight.
Zooey: Forever alone.
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It's a Virus !!! don't JOIN.
Girl from Facebook: Hey, what's a tumbler?
Girl #2: * Oh, you mean Tumblr ? It's a virus, I tried joining and it crashed my computer. Don't join for your sake.
by tinyiddy125 February 12, 2011
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Dude, what's a tumblr?

Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us!
by mhass92 August 08, 2011
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The wretched hive of the internet. Where you go if you want to lose faith in humanity- Common kinds here include 'emos'- Primarily teens who paint their faces black to express their 'inner darkness', and act 'depressed' over the smallest things- Sexist nutjobs who claim to be feminists (And spam the stupid phrase 'Check your privilege), and, in spite of most members claiming it is a place where anyone can have fun and not be judged, being a white, heterosexual male with no big problems in life will generally garner you a lot of hate for being 'normal'.
In other words, STAY AWAY. Unless you want to lose faith in humanity, as I've said previously.
Average Tumblr member: "Welcome to Tumblr, where anyone of any race, sexuality, and gender can have fun! ...Wait, are you heterosexual, white, male, and happy with your life? YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHITE CISCUM OMG"
Average Tumblr 'Feminist': "Men are pigs who deserve to be butchered! Women are superior! Females in skimpy clothing in fictions are SEXIST SEX ICONS, and males without shirts in fiction are JUST FINE! If you complement a woman's appearance, you are a SEXIST PERVERTED PIG WHO NEEDS TO CHECK HIS PRIVILEGE!"
by Dr.Flygon February 23, 2015
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Probably the best and easiest to use blogging platform, but it is riddled with errors and hipsters.
Guy: Whoa check out this awesome picture I took. I wonder how I could share it with the world!
Girl: You should join Tumblr. It's pretty easy and fast.

2 weeks later

Guy: AW I TOTEZ GOTTA REBLOG THIS HIPSTER PICTURE OF A NEBULA WITH SONG LYRICS ON IT!!! AW NO I GOT AN ERROR SCREW YOU TUMBLR
by overuoveru December 05, 2010
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A popular, fast-acting, back-door virus that can be planted on one's computer in under 3.5 seconds. Commonly found on all Mozilla Firefox, Safari, or any Windows system.
Person 1: Hey man, have you heard about this new site called Tumblr? I've never been on it.
Person 2: Do not go on it! I tried to and a virus shut down my computer. I had to call geek squad, but they couldn't fix anything. I'm fucked!
by thisisoursongsosingalong February 24, 2011
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