Tumblr

A website for people who can't understand that not everyone is a special snowflake.

Tween white girl: "Oh man, I don't get enough attention at school. I should start a Tumblr, NOBODY ever does that!"

by kingofsquid July 7, 2014

Tumblr

a website that is a virus..

once Tumblr say's "we'll be back shortly" your computer will be taken over by a virus.

do not get it..

by giraffe-... February 1, 2011

Tumblr

Ground zero for today's over political correctness around the world.

Is your 14 year old daughter suddenly a feminist and hates white-cis-men? Talks about how you can't joke about race/sex/gender because it's not right? Believes women are the supreme beings of the universe but demands equality at the same time? Says that only black people are allowed to wear dread locks because otherwise it's cultural appropriation? Every time Cinco De Mayo comes around she says it's racist to eat tacos that day?

That's tumblr.

by shitlord420blazem8 January 6, 2015

Tumblr

A site that is supposed to be a place where people can express individuality but has been reduced to a place of conformity. Most people have blogs that consist of the following:

Fashion
Jewelry
Models
Rants about relationships
Stupidity

If you don't have any of the following, chances are you will not get many followers especially if your blog is edgy or controversial. Society doesn't like controversy.

Bob: Yo check out this girls tumblr it's about-

Bill: Shoes and how she hates jerks?

Bob: Yea, how'd ya know?

Bob: Just saw 10 other blogs about the same thing.

by Cultofmypersonality December 13, 2011

Tumblr

Where people who are born without a stick up their ass develop one.

He spent so much time on tumblr that he acts as if he had a stick up his anus.

by PsychodelicGOO December 13, 2014

Tumblr

The Area 51 of the internet

Dude, what's a tumblr?

Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us!

by mhass92 August 9, 2011

Tumblr

A discrete website for interesting yet random people, where you can express yourself without being judged. You can post whatever you like, whenever you like. Not everyone understands tumblr, so don't worry about idiots from school/work/anywhere to be joining.

Facebook person: I think I'll join tumblr.
Tumblr person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Alestar563 December 9, 2010