adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.
A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
joe is finance is a first class tukas smoocher, keep your activity and intent close to the vest around him if you want to accomplish anything around here.
He has a robotic arm in which he uses to fight. Some may call it the 'slap of doom'. He piolets the black lion and would probably sacrifice himself for one of his space kids. He is a beautifulhuman being and a pure little ball of joy.
Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!
Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!