Trumpkin

TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.

noun.

The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.

by highchromiumdiet January 15, 2016

Trumpkin

Grabbing a woman by the pussy while she is taking a dump.

Since I'm a celebrity, I gave that piece of ass a Trumpkin

by WayneCheeky October 14, 2016

Trumpkin

A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!

My man gave me a great Trumpkin last night, I totally destroyed Jane's backyard.

by ABPosey July 28, 2016

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 13, 2016

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 13, 2016

Trumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.

Last night, I let a bunch of republicans give me a trumpkin at the gay bar. Or, was it a church?

by Rfid January 10, 2017

trumpkin

Receiving anal sex while urinating on a Russian hooker.

I was content just peeing on the prostitute when a tiny handed vulgarian snuck up behind me and asked if I would like the full Trumpkin.

by gambletooth March 23, 2017