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Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
by x BILKO x September 3, 2016
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The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
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What once was a wholesome and delicious chicken breast with boundless culinary potential, destroyed by overcooking then smothered with a sickeningly sweet substance that is an insult to Japanese cuisine.
I think I'll try the Teriyaki Chicken, because I hate myself.
by x BILKO x September 17, 2016
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Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 13, 2016
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Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 13, 2016
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Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 13, 2016
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A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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