Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.
Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft
by Smokemypole 781 May 05, 2011
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