Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

ESPN Troglodyte

A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.

I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?

by uuth October 22, 2010

troglodyte homonculus

1) a hapless gorilla with an IQ of a turnip

2) a cross breed of the mythical troglodyte(daddy o'reilly) and homonculus(mom / sister/ cousin o'reilly)

Person A: bill o'reilly is a troglodyte homonculus? is that even a real word?
Person B: it is now.

by casseyis May 15, 2008

Europa Troglodyte

A person who plays the video game Europa Universalis for multiple hours a day and brags about/believes it increases their intelligence and takes priority over other obligations of life, such a s social interaction or education.

"Jesus, 10 hours a day! Does he have time for schoolwork?"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"

by Skinny Slim Thicc April 6, 2018

Parasitic Troglodyte

A repulsive, grotesque person of the male species. One who specializes at repelling females, and making people around them vomit uncontrollably. Usually smells like the inside of a hobo's butt, or two skunks fighting over some mushy poop.

Adam, Charlie, and Matt just walked in and everyone started puking. They are hideous and they stink, what a bunch or parasitic troglodytes.

by smallandwimpy November 4, 2011

Chocolate Troglodyte

Troglodyte - A goblin-type creature which dwells in caves. This is the edible version.

Usage of phrase : "Fuck you you Chocolate Troglodyte!"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 1, 2010