troglodyte

A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.

You're such a troglodyte you probably think Milli Vanilli is actually singing!

by VW October 23, 2003

troglodyte

A boot lipped, crotch grabbing monkey who if they can't eat, drink or fuck something is not interested in it.

Mustafah is such a troglodyte; He has to bear down on the push-to-talk button to get a word out!

by Fedifensor September 16, 2006

troglodyte

cave dweller, one who exists within the caverns and shafts

I am an advanced model of the non-crucified christ with the a female upgrade on two sides

by trouble April 29, 2003

troglodyte

( a term invented by Montesquieu in his Spirit of the Laws)

A term of endearment used for small misbehaving children

Mother: Peter please pick up your toys and go to bed

Peter: lol I demand to be called troglodyte Peter.

Mother : well troglodyte Peter, pick up your toys please and go to bed?

Peter: okay

by Sexydimma March 12, 2017

troglodyte

Someone of not particularly pretty appearance

She's a bit of a Troglodyte

by Deb July 29, 2003

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Sports Troglodyte

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.

I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?

by uuth September 29, 2010