Tristram

The classiest most handsome guy you will ever meet. When you talk to him, you get lost in his gorgeous eyes and he’s everyone’s crush. He’s a little shy but once you get to know him he’s super funny and outgoing. He’s talented and smart and the girls secretly all adore the heck out of him. He’s humble and respectful And can sometimes com off as aloof or boring, but in reality, once you get to know him he’s truly the best.

“Have you met Tristram, he’s the cutest guy”
“I know, i couldn’t take my eyes off of him”

by James Robertstein March 30, 2019

Tristram

The best name available to the human race. some say he dosen't exist, others say he has three nipples. but every one agrees he is the best Full stop.

"I met tristram the other day... What a guy!"

by Tristram12345 February 3, 2009

Harry Tristram

The worst golf player

Tom: there’s that Harry Tristram kid

Toms boyfriend: o yea he sucks at golf

by Globgloglabolab August 25, 2023

Dirty Tristram

Sucking a dick until it cums in your mouth and without spilling any give a rim job

I did a dirty Tristram last night

by R0CKHARD April 17, 2020

dirty tristram

Is when an seemingly innocent person shows their true sexual nature by making a straight man think they are gay and then start a marriage orgy

Dude I though he was just a innocent man but then he ended up doing a dirty Tristram

by QueenNigga8963 April 17, 2020

Tristram

The oldest guy you will ever meet, he's very old

"that guy is old, his name is tristram"

by LeemonBoi May 5, 2022