c*nt (cockney rhyming slang: "treasure hunt"), specifically person who acts like a c*nt, a badly-behaved child, etc.
Mum: Hope Johnny wasn't too much of a handful while we were out.
Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.
Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.
by el revez May 11, 2004
The fatty alphamale booger thats been bothering you for months on end. Some have been said to grow to two feet in diameter.
Dude that bitches treasure is so fat, how can she even breathe, seriously leaving that monster in there is like, inpolite. Seriously
by napoleon yermom April 9, 2004
Someone who shops curbsides, trash bins and dumpsters for useful or valuable items, often items that just need to be cleaned slightly to appear new again. A treasure ranger is always on the look out for free stuff during their daily lives and does not like the terms "dumpster diving" or "trash picking" because they don't go to places just to search through the trash, but instead have eagle eyes and will divert course to save a cool thing from it's landfill fate.
Beth and I treasure ranger'd a brand new bookshelf and two cute Target laundry baskets that just need to be cleaned on the way home.
by budgetgirl August 9, 2017
When someone hides heavily soiled underpants in a hot vehicle , preferably fecal matter, in order not to be found. Only compounding the odor over time. Hence the hunting for the garment and the excitement of discovering the hidden treasure.
John farted in his truck, which caused Brett to puke. As payback Brett left a HIDDEN TREASURE under the seat.
by JimmyGeee February 13, 2020
(n.) taking a shit in a random hidden location in when visitng a friends home, attending a family function, touring an open house, going to party, etc. The loaf can be decorated with sparkles, glitter, money, spray paint, or anything that accentuates the crap that was taken. The butt nugget should then be left for some other person to find and deal with in their own time.
"Jenny, when you when to my baby shower last week did you take a fucking treasure dump in the new crib my Great Grandmother gave me?"
by Matt McDick July 26, 2012
by xoxocmg April 19, 2019