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Traffing 

A sex act involving two homosexual males, a gallon of axle grease, and an electric leaf blower.
"Jim borrowed my leaf blower the other day. I just walked in on him traffing Sean. Gross."
Traffing by arglblarghl September 8, 2009
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traffing station 

Someone who farts a lot. Traf is fart spelled backwards. Therefore, a traffing station would be someone that is constantly ripping ass.
Dylan is the biggest traffing station that I know.
traffing station by Bill Schofield January 19, 2009

Troffing 

To pig-out; to eat like a pig, to gorge one's self on food.
He troffed on a burger; they were troffing themselves on pie; he was a troffer because he ate like a pig; lets troff on these donuts.
Troffing by Hawgatha June 14, 2009
an adjective to describe someone that's eagerly waiting for the respondent to finish typing on snapchat, or any messaging app that has been "read" or left on "seen"
(via snapchat)
guy: hey ma wassup(;
*girl is typing...
*guy opens snapchat and waits there for a response

girl: *hesitates to reply because guy's triffing
triffing by b.ae February 1, 2017

Traffling 

Traffling: The most extreme form of domestic cat kneading or "Making Biscuits," done with straight legs, a high, military step, and an apparent sense of urgency.
Vyacheslav, my twenty-pound Russian Blue, was the perfect companion, except for his incessant traffling on my midsection, which more than once resulted in memorable indigestion.
Traffling by BelAir Hilloc December 30, 2018

Trafficgasm 

When you are stuck in traffic with a girl and things get a little bit frisky. You are very skilled with your hands and slide your non driving hand into her panties and stimulate her to the point of reaching orgasm.
Man, that car crash stopped the highway for hours, I gave my girl a trafficgasm!
Trafficgasm by bayboycertifiedplayboi December 18, 2022

traffling 

Messing around, joking, just playing..

generally used when a white guy is trying to be black.
1-Dude, look at that Tyler kid!!
2- Oh don't worry about him, he's just traffling.
1- Uh, you're white...
traffling by floatyourboat May 30, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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