tractor

A really, really fat girl that you bang because your stupid/high/desperate.

Phill: Dude, I banged another tractor last night.
Mike: Oh god.

by nobody2345 October 9, 2008

Something really good. Mostly used in Kansas but also widely used throughout the midwest.

That cheesecake was hella tractor

by Jeremy "bitch" Lee October 12, 2008

Tractoring

When you smoke out of a bong backwards.

I.E. Putting tin foil with small holes on top and smoking from the bowl.

Eric was tractoring last night and got so messed up he wandered around the forest for hours.

by PuedesDucharlo November 21, 2010

word for female genitals.
aka. twat lol.

"i want to bum your tractor."
"your tractor is phitt."
"can i fondle your tractor?"

by fat crew. October 12, 2007

Its when your so smashed that when you wake up your still a little drunk. So drunk, the rest of the day your extrememly buzzed until the evening.

After Drinking The 1/3 Of A Gallon Of Vodka, I woke up "Tractored"

by MR.Se7en April 13, 2008

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

by jjpwfelli October 30, 2015