Any native of a town with a college in it.
The townies invaded the campus to watch TV at the student union.
by geats nelson June 26, 2005

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A Spiecies unto themselves - The definition of a towny:

An unfortunate species who are never going to amount to anything except at best a supermarket cashier (no offence to any nice supermarket cashiers out there) with about five children by the age of 23 - the first of which was concieved when the mother was at or around 12-years-old; it is unlikely that the father would be known as they tend not to stay around for very long - it's possibly some kind of anchient custom.

They spend their time at school wasting time and tax payers money whilst making a mockery of anyone who is better than them.

It is very rare that you will find a towny who speaks in anything more advanced than duosyllables, unless it is an obsenity, in which case fire away!
They also have their own branch of language, encorporating words such as: ka-ching (money), bling-bling (odd shiny objects of some kind) and 'fuckin innit-like' (presumably some kind of greeting?) Other words such as chilling, fit and grass have been taken out of context and used to descrice satisfactory, attractive and to tell tales.

Townies can be identified by tacky tracksuits, large socks, even larger caps, fake designer labels and 'gold' rings, watches and dog tags which they like to refer to as 'blin-bling'or 'well blingin'. It is believed by other members of the speicies that the more 'blingin' you are, the more highly you should be regarded as a person; civilised people understand that this is rather a bestial trate, however the towny can be excused as their brains are never more than the size of a large raisin.

Townies are currently initiated in a tribal warefare with the far superior cults of grebos, punks, skaters, goths excetera. Collectively, these other groups are known as 'alternative'. This is a state of being with which townies narrow minds dissalow them to abide and so and encounter between the two groups usually results in either physical or verbal abuse, granted the fact that the verbal abuse of a townie is rarely more than a string of f's and c's flying around in various directions.

In the end just remember one thing: You are better than them; they are to be pittied, not hated.
Lewis be a towny. He is well blingin. One day Lewis did fuck Jade who is well fit, innit. 6 months later, Jade noticed that she was prgnant (it took that long for her brain to compute the information). Jade told her old man who kicked Lewis' head in. Lewis died. Nobody cared. Jades' old man got chucked in the nick but it was worf it to see that scum 6' under, innit like.
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The qualities associated with towns rather than with the country or the city, and towniness is a noun that implies these qualities.
She, in her towny way, thought that she had to get into everyone's business.
by Luddz June 29, 2015

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People who grew up in the city/town you live in/are referring to.

The opposite of a tourist. A tourist would have to gather information about the place they are travelling (sites, restaurants, rest stops, etc.). A townie would be the one to give the tourist that information since that person would hold a wealth of knowledge about that city/town.

Townies will wear t-shirts representing their city/town/state (or all of the above) even if they do not currently live in that city/town/state.
"Those dudes look like a bunch of townies. Let's ask them which bar to go to after this one closes."
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teenagers hu wear nike adidas and all that. they dont like grungers, s8rs, moshers, or gay ppl. they are the most h8ful mother fukkas in britain. they think there hard so they start fites 4 no reason.

no1 likes them.

they get pregnant at 12.

they smoke (ino other ppl do!!)

they nick stuff.

they think their in an american gangsta movie and say shit like 'YES BLOOD' ' ENIT GANGSTA'

THEY ARE FUK WITS
yes blood lets go and pregnant and nik sum adidas shit then beat up a goth!!
by louise April 15, 2004

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stupid dumbasses who try and dress like trendies but cant afford it ! shop at cheap shops and all dumb and think there gud cus they tried a cigerette!

dont understand grebsor punks

stupid townies gurls think they rule the skool cus theres more of em and freakout when they realise sum 1 in there class is a greb

listen to music like j-lo and britney spears and act and dress like every 1 else!
every time a townie is born a baby kitten dies!
by pinkz November 17, 2003

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The term used to define people living in a low populated rural or country town. They are similar to carnies, but have a hatred for outsiders who may be traveling into their town, or just passing through.
"We'd better get out of here before the townies get their pitch forks and start after us. "
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