Unreal Tournament

A game where not only do you have to read punk kids type insults that they think hurt you, but hear there pre-pueb voices call insults at you like hearing them is more insulting.

I was playing Unreal Tournament and had to listen to a punk for 2 hours talk about how he doesn't care about anything, the fact that he cared about people knowing he didn't care made me almost chant "posier, pooooooosier" over and over

by Haladay September 8, 2004

Unreal Tournament 2004

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

by 474r1 June 12, 2004

unreal tournament 2007

Visual orgasm. The next Unreal Tournament, scheduled for a late 2006 release. Nothing looks this good and runs in realtime.

"Mom, can I have three thousand dollars?"

"Why?"

"I need to upgrade my computer for Unreal Tournament 2007!"

by placebo September 22, 2005

unreal tournament 2003

Worst Unreal Tournament ever. Completely butchered the feel of the game, upset the weapon balance, and included a paltry number of maps and a bunch of useless gametypes. Unreal Tournament 2004 fixed all the wrongs done in UT2k3, but unfortunately wasn't able to woo back all the players alienated by UT2k3.

Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.

"Unreal Tournament 2003 was a shameful techdemo."

by placebo February 11, 2005

Third World Tournament

Third World Tournament is a Double Elimination bracket slightly inspired in KFAD which characters recognized in the latin/spanish community compete with each other through music arrangements/mashups until one stands victorious.

Did you see the new song Third World Tournament just dropped?
ahuevo apoco no esto era un torneo en español? xdxdxdxd

by NegMaster69 June 23, 2021

Albanian golf tournament

Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.

I haven't had such a serious case of gleet since my last Albanian golf tournament.

by Daction August 11, 2010

Grand Slam tournament

A long warm-up session for Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal before the final that oppose them.

Nadal and Federer will make it to the final of this Grand Slam tournament. The only question is how many sets will they drop on the way.

by willywannabite September 3, 2007