When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 12, 2020
After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression
Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
by JonesyNorthWales92 June 23, 2009
When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 12, 2020
When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.
Dalton: *litters*
Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 12, 2020
1. No u
2. Touché is what you say when someone has a better point you and you don’t know what to say, enculé means ass fucker. You get what I mean.
2. Touché is what you say when someone has a better point you and you don’t know what to say, enculé means ass fucker. You get what I mean.
by inamate February 28, 2019
A word to describe the desire to touch or squeeze nice breasts, but want the observer(s) to not know the full crassness of such outwardly phrasing.
by JustinTheBest-ErTheBreast July 26, 2022
Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument
Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!
Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?
Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.
Guy 1: Touché
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!
Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?
Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.
Guy 1: Touché
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023