by floaty March 22, 2005
A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).
*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.
*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.
Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam
by frog-bean March 11, 2021
by onomono July 19, 2003
When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013
When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan
by Flounder10000 July 18, 2008
a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.
Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
by Auneeezy October 10, 2005
Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.
by MrWorkout February 9, 2006