Common street slang for 'potatoes', the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, corn, and maize. The use of the humble potato should not be underestimated by any means. Besides providing food for a vast amount of the world's population, the Incas even believed that a slice of baked potato placed in a stocking and tied around the throat would help ease the pain associated with a sore throat. Many smokers the world over also find creative ways to utilize the spud in the same manner as an apple, this being the reason a less conspicuous word is needed for use in public discourse.
Example #1

Person 1: Dude, did you score a tote from the grocery store?

Person 2: Yeah man, the lady at the register gave me a funny look just for buying one though.

Person 1: Did she ask why you needed it?

Person 2: I told her I needed a something to replace my battery in my van.

Example #2

Person 1: *Something not relevant to the conversation; unrelated to potatoes*

Person 2: totes

all the time

Person 1: what do potatoes have to do with this

Person 2: everything
by Spud_Man October 16, 2013
Trinidadian slang meaning to hold a grudge for petty reasons, unusually unknown to the person it is directed at.
Girl: "OMG, they went to the mall and didn't invite me! I'm going to tote for life!"
by Zukoo September 28, 2013
An abbreviation for the word totally, when the speaker is too intoxicated and/or lazy add the last two syllables onto the word. Therefore, one gets 'totes.'
Also totes.
by FaceKate February 20, 2011
Totes   toht-z
1. wholly; entirely; completely.
2. Slang for totally

Originates out of Reed college in Portland, Oregon
I was totes tripping balls last night.
I totes banged your mom.
by Avoid_the_Noid September 16, 2010
Short slang for "totally".
"Hey did you hear about the concert next weekend? I totes wanna go to that!"
by mimict68 May 14, 2012
A shorter way of saying totally.
That movie was totes awesome.
by noidontliketwilight February 21, 2011
an Abbreviation for totally
except super sarcastically
evanna: wasn't that so funny?

susan: totes (as you roll susan rolls her eyes)
by lsdurbaname January 18, 2011

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