As "totes" (meaning 'totally') has been heard for years coming out of the mouths of dumb air-head Valley-girl types, it has now devolved into meaning any dumb young girl, especially the hanger-on types, which involves a bit of pun fun as it refers back to another more classic meaning on "totes" as in: a bag; also a hanger-on, groupie, camp follower. Also, just about any empty-headed woman, as in "papa's got a brand new bag!" *ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding- <big horn stinger!>
That idiot kutcher was seen with two blond 16 year-old totes that giggled the entire time he was standing there.
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Short for totally. Seems to orginate from Fort Collins, Colorado.
Friend A: (enthusiastically) This band is totally bane!

Friend B: (enthusiastically) Totes to the motes, bro, totes to the motes!
by the_old_days January 09, 2010

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(abreviation) of totally
For real, we thought Denise was drinking Vodka, but it was totes paint thinner. During the funeral, I just about lolled!
by Scheissemann May 18, 2009

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short for "Totally"

Fun Fact: it is known as the stoner-est word in existence.
Steve-O: Man, u wana hit sum tree?

Leonard: Totes, bro! il get the bong
by jojo9d March 21, 2009

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"totally" or "absolutely." the main meaning is YES-NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Sometimes, one may add "Totes Def" to confirm that totally definitely I got your back.
Wait did you remember to erase all the texts from my date? Ya. Totes def. Damage control complete.
by The REAL Totes Def Damage March 01, 2009

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An abbreviation for the word: totally. When you use this word, people tend to turn their backs on you or tell you to shut the fuck up.

The people who are most commonly found using this word are teenage girls that have no friends.
Trenton: Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me tonight and watch a movie or something.
Zoya: Totes
Trenton: Uhh. on second thought I think I'm coming down with something nevermind.
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The abreviation of "totally"

Ben: Hey dave, that chick is totes hot.
Dave: Yeah im totes gonna hit that.

or

Ben: Hey dave, are you hitting up that grimy dub step show this weekend?
Dave: TOTES!
by Jessica EL April 15, 2008

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