Mexican totem pole

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

by Walmart Jesus August 3, 2015

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Miami Totem Pole

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.

Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!

by RoyLleh February 18, 2010

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Totem Pole Challange

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.

Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.

by jg357 December 18, 2018

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Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

by Shelltown May 30, 2009

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muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.

Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!

by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009

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