3 definitions by Walmart Jesus
When a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and masturbate onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.
I heard Jeff complaining how the mop smelled like semen after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women's apparel department.
by Walmart Jesus September 22, 2015
One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.
by Walmart Jesus August 3, 2015
"calm the fuck down Scalelyy !"
by Walmart Jesus October 3, 2017