Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".
by Motormannick November 19, 2021
When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.
by sandals_pants August 21, 2017
The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
by DMonkage May 14, 2014
by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2005
When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 24, 2010
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.
Turn around, bright eyes...
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
by Vanity Trash Reba November 10, 2005
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018