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Formerly the richest town in England, Torquay is now part of the most deprived union authority in all of South-West England, Torbay.
The town centre has hundreds of mobile phone repair stores.
One of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the UK.
75% of the population are drug addicts, alcoholics or old people.
Torquay has turned into the Blackpool of Devon.
Torquay by smitho111 October 1, 2023
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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.
We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.
Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..
Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.
torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009
Torquay is a place in Torbay and is usually a Shithole where drugdealers, pedos in Speedos and elderly people inhabit.
It is a BTEC Exeter due to having a fair amount of shops but not really any good ones.
It also has alot of Chavs.
Grace: I saw that Geezer Luke dealing some drugs in Torquay.
Saphire: It doesn't surprise me he is dodgey and Torquay is a Shithole.
Torquay by disstracksaremynan November 19, 2018

Torque bow 

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent
Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"
Torque bow by Samirmate! April 21, 2009