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1.
A small town in Devon. Was the setting for the old TV program Fawlty Towers. Isambard Brunel had a house there.
Where is Torquay?
In SW England, Devon county.
by Marshmallowz100 June 04, 2011
 
2.
A town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter retards who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end.
Q: "Have you been to Torquay?"
A: "What, you mean that town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter retards who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end?? No way."
by Skin-writer September 10, 2010
 
3.
A daft little town in the arse-end of nowhere, full of old people. Its inhabitants are known as Turkeys (think about it). Their football team is laughed at by Plymouth Argyle] and embarassingly Exeter City.
Torquay = Eastbourne
by Christhegreen April 15, 2008