Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.
As Skyler skipped around in her underwear, Clare said," Oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!" Abi agreed.
by Untoolios to the Maxxx November 30, 2005
by Adam Gordon December 7, 2003
n. One who is a tool, an individual who buys lunch with coupons, an person who drinks 3 Calvados falls of his chair and sings "Sophie Chap is my Cat" rather too loudly.
(alternative def.) One who makes a living selling wealth management solutions
(alternative def.) One who makes a living selling wealth management solutions
Loo at that guy with the Tevas and wite socks. What a Toolio !!
Hey Toolio, buy the beers before I kick you up yer backside !!
Hey Toolio, buy the beers before I kick you up yer backside !!
by Doodey E July 30, 2004
( Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.
by Mikey C-izzle July 17, 2003
by Julio00132 July 21, 2009
a leader and role model to those who reside within the 'tool' community. also someone who's sexuality identity and sexual preference should be openly questioned by all those who come into contact with said person.
appearing to have derived from the latin crooner julio iglesius
appearing to have derived from the latin crooner julio iglesius
by A Eck July 16, 2006