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National touch tongue day 

On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues
Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?

Texas Tongue Torch 

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!
I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

tongue tough 

One’s ability to eat and tolerate spicy food.
Guy: One ghost pepper please.

Server: are you sure? Those things are super spicy

Guy: I’ll be fine. I’m really tongue tough.

Server: You must be. One ghost pepper coming right up.
tongue tough by cupofjuice93 November 11, 2017

Mexican Tongue Torch 

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.
Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.
Mexican Tongue Torch by GioSerg April 27, 2011

touching tongue's with Olivia 

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.
Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

Touching the back of your tongue 

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick
Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"