tomahonkey 

A white person who claims to be indian, but isn't. It can also be a person of very little indian blood that self identifies as only native.

That tomahonkey looks like an idiot with those fake eagle feathers in their hair.

tomahonkey by Real NdN November 17, 2014

tomcockery 

when you see some shit that’s retarded or something that shouldn’t be happening.

(dies in a videogame) what is that tomcockery!!

tomcockery by skullmachinima July 18, 2022

Tomdonkey

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.
Your a Tomdonkey

Tomdonkey by cjgdrgsergw November 12, 2008