Tomdonkey

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.
Your a Tomdonkey

Tomdonkey by cjgdrgsergw November 12, 2008

tomahonkey 

A white person who claims to be indian, but isn't. It can also be a person of very little indian blood that self identifies as only native.

That tomahonkey looks like an idiot with those fake eagle feathers in their hair.

tomahonkey by Real NdN November 17, 2014

tmonkeyt 

Spawn of Satan, made a server that consists of people who call them selves weebs but they only bump into anime on the server CAUSE' ITS FUCKING FULL OF EM, 5 year old toddlers.

tmonkeyt your server is scuffed mate

tmonkeyt by JungleDong April 15, 2019

turdonkey 

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

Tordonkley 

When something is just so terrible, horrible, and unbelieveable at the same time.

We got bed bugs, this is tordonkley!

Tordonkley by Rimfa March 22, 2021