"Time Of Month" ~A descreet way to speak of one's period.
Kari: TOM came today... TOM's such a bitch!
Emily: We had to fuck in the shower cuz TOM was here! Lets go make out now!
Kari: Okay, teehee!
by EmilyJayne February 21, 2005
A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late!
Tom might be using his minions to kill xanga, blogspot, and other such sited.
by LeDuh November 05, 2006
a short way of saying tomcat (n. a sexually active male with multiple female partners, v. to seek out new female partners)
i was chillin with that tom, jerry. that mutha gets more pussy than he can shake a stick at.
by dj ian August 11, 2007
An individual, smartly dressed, intelligent, charming, charismatic, very good looking, caring boy who stands out for all the right reasons. Has a sensitive side that only people close to him see, a very interesting person with many stories that keep you entertained for hours. Has amazing eyes. Tells jokes about everything and makes them up on the spot, hilarious and witty. Loves music and films, Very lovable-yet he doesn't fall in love easily. Great kisser, Romantic and cute, the best boyfriend a girl can ever ask for.
Girlfriend: I love Tom, he's so perfect.
by ilytjtywltk February 24, 2013
A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.
I was giving Mila Kunis a hug when I got a huge tom.
by finnafail200 June 27, 2011
Tom seems perfect in every way... but he's a player. He'll pretend to love you like crazy when he's bored with nothing else to do, but when he finds someone else to talk to, you'll be ignored. If you call him on it he'll make up an excuse, but by the 5th time he uses an excuse you know he really is just a player. If you already fell for Tom and he does this, then you're screwed- you'll still love him anyway!
girl: that guy was great last night, but now he's totally blowing me off!
girl 2: he sounds like a Tom!
by What-a-faggot June 22, 2014
Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008
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