Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.
Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.
Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.
Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*
by Sir Toke N' Voke February 24, 2015
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