Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

Toilext

Using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.

BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"

"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"

by dmaze August 26, 2010