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To masturbate furiously.

Colloquialism originating in rural Ireland.

Todging has long been known to lead to reduced vigour, impurity, blindness and satan worshipping.
Person 1: Imma todge in a bit
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Cool
Person 2: Wanna watch each other?
Person 1: Sure
by Doctor Moose February 11, 2014
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Todge,The male sex organ also known as dick,cock,wang,tallywack etc.
WO dude get your queer hands off my todge

Look at peter clarke he's a right todge
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Short for todger. One syllable variation of the classic British todger.
by Daniel Normandeau January 14, 2005
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A thin poking device of varying diameter dependent on girth of the legal high coneage, used to pack down the contents to give a better cone, controlled ignition and a smoother smoke
Can you pass me the todge, this one's like a sleeping bag
by WeThree February 21, 2009
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