Tobeing

The act of inserting the swiss chocolate bar Toblerone into ones anus. People who perform the act are known as Tobers. It is suggested they find the experience pleasurable thanks to the many angular ridges, the sheer girth of a full size Toblerone, the relieving melting sensation of the chocolate and finally the gravelly aftershocks of the honey and almond nougat leftovers. Believed to have derived from the Scottish highlands.

Acch wee bastard bet you haven't even tryed tobeing

by OldSplooge February 10, 2023

tobe

What some people call the tobacco which they put in their bowl along with weed.

"Dude, I just can't smoke a bong without tobe anymore!"

by KPion September 29, 2006

Tobe

Packing a bong bowl with a lot of cigarette tobacco covered with weed on top and enjoying it all in one hit.

Rip a F-cking Tobe man.

by TobeGang July 19, 2018

tobe

Someone who is mentally challenged; retarded

look at this fkn tobe

by scumitself April 26, 2023

tobes

has a vagina. could b mistaken for an olive branch if u squint. legs can possibly be deep-fried and served in a zinger box

tobes is acting donut asf

by akicbsojd August 31, 2021

tobes

The short form for the greater toronto area of Etobicoke.

Lets drive to the Tobes to pick up Tamara.

by A_dog December 26, 2005

Tobe

Being pathetic and underperforming. "Tobing it"

"Don't Tobe your drink" - meaning don't just sip it, actually drink the fucking thing.

by Strandlight February 27, 2018