by violet rose April 2, 2009
Wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) DON'T GET TALKED IN TO THIS, KIDS! IT'S A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother:Ok little Adam, it's time to learn piano.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!
5 YEARS LATER
Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!
5 YEARS LATER
Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.
by Piano-hater June 7, 2004
A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots
I play the piano...terribly
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
by Hobbit Mafia December 18, 2005
by spacemonkey1272 December 31, 2011
The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.
Despuesde las clases, yo voy a la clase de piano los jueves.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.
by DontStalkMeEverPlease January 18, 2012
(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist
Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!
by bob jones March 18, 2005