failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut September 14, 2008

Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan May 9, 2018

Failure

Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.

Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!

by JBDMR August 16, 2019

failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

failure-to-be

Someone or something in which is bound to fail. Can be used as fail-to-be.

My friend Mark is a total failure-to-be.
Every new thing he tries his hand at, he fails.

by Paznos October 18, 2008

Failure?

Hi failure? Your definitions are dope af suck my willy

Niggertitscockandballtorture failure?

by The Big Ham March 5, 2020