a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 14, 2008
" Kate upton is on my fuck list"
by Iheartjesus June 2, 2016
by FreshWords February 11, 2018
by 13bitters July 9, 2016
It's a bucket list, but a list of things to do before one goes away for college. It can be written as early as ones entrance to high school, and can have as many items as wanted (the average is around 100-150).
Called a fuck-it list, obviously because it sounds like bucket list, but also because you're going to college, so fuck it.
Very popular for teens in high school.
Called a fuck-it list, obviously because it sounds like bucket list, but also because you're going to college, so fuck it.
Very popular for teens in high school.
Carl: Hey man, what you up to?
Joe: Oh, I'm about to go paint myself blue and pretend I'm an avatar..
Carl: Why the hell would you do that?
Joe: It's on my fuck it list, man.
Joe: Oh, I'm about to go paint myself blue and pretend I'm an avatar..
Carl: Why the hell would you do that?
Joe: It's on my fuck it list, man.
by asdfghjklpouytrewqzxcvbnm May 12, 2011
by Partykiller June 13, 2018
by D0c January 10, 2009