1. a small mouse shaped like a tit
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
by moley May 17, 2003
by lukeboi December 20, 2006
"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."
by M.L. Faire June 16, 2015
by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009
by Schlomo McSweenie April 22, 2006
To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
by Golden Pack January 14, 2010
The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
by Bettina Elizabeth October 20, 2008