One of the top 10 best games of all time. Really.

A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.

An indian-born, british-educated personage, who for one reason or another, seems to believe they are black. Conversation with them is characterised by repeated use of the words 'trust', 'beats', 'respeck' and so on and so forth.
A device commonly employed in their conversational arsenal is the juxtaposition of complex concepts and ideas with lowbrow patois and frankly inappropriate idiom.

A strange scandanavian band member, so called due to the likening of his fast drumming to the beating of a mole's heart.

A rubbish insult used by those who are, in fact, themselves rimlords.

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.

Horrible offshoot of the previously stellar CSI programme. Hilariously bad, features a skinny ginger guy as the primary protagonist. The only explanation one can accept for the fact that his wizened horrible face takes centre stage in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE is that he is one of the principal writers and must be constantly writing himself to the forefront of every single scene, perhaps to further the cause of ginger tossers world-wide.