lukeboi's definitions

speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition

by lukeboi June 28, 2006

crunchers

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

by lukeboi July 4, 2006

automatic douche

works like a normal douche but automatic

bilza used his automatic douche for the first time,he liked

by lukeboi July 5, 2006

mumumermumuh

when someones excited and the words come out like this

lil luke said 'i like cheese' but it came out like mumumermumuh

by lukeboi July 6, 2006

overexagerate

were someone thinks its worse when it actualy is

ginge knocked a beer of the table and colin said 'owww look hes just threw the beer of the table'.colin you overexagerate everything you douche

by lukeboi July 8, 2006

seag

its sex with a dirty slag

kenboi i cant beleive you have had sex with that seag

by lukeboi July 8, 2006

douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

by lukeboi July 9, 2006