Person 2: Argh no worries, she's a good girl really. Think she may like you.
Person 1: Well that's a 100 percent felatio to date ratio, maybe if I never take her out she'll give me full access to the pearl rewards within her oyster... if you know what I'm saying...
Person 2: ... you cold man, you're damn near heartless. Anyway, did you tip the girl... please tell me you did, she has class you hear, a little head - £10, a little on the side for her pocket. We agreed man.
Person 1: Well put it one way, one of us got tipped... but it certainly wasn't her! Hahahahaha, hey Guy... hey where you going man?
Usually the majority of a server's income comes from tips, therefore a large tip is looked on with happiness, whereas a bad tip will criminalize you to the server, bartender, bus boy, and hostess.
Hostess: Damn them to hell!