A rare and untreatable medical condition which effects 1 in 7 billion of the worlds population. Symptoms include:
- The spontaneous dislocating of both shoulders
- Random and disturbing muscle twitching with associated joint cluncking and vomiting
- Verbally abusing old people against your will
- The uncontrollable urge to steel sweets and condoms
- Sweaty spack attacks
- Memory loss and warped ideas
- Belching in strangers ears
- Raw Hide bowel movements
Statement from Doctor Bee of the Hutton University:
"After studying this rare condition for the past 15 years, it is clear to me that there is, and will not be in the forseeable future, a cure for this perplexing and rather perculiar disease known as 'Tingy'. My study, however will continue so that we can try and grasp a better understanding of this remarkable illness.
Tingy is the great lord of our universe, he can be anything or anyone. His true form looks like a mouldy piece of cheese with a SpongeBob face.
Me: You guys heard of tingy
You: What is he today?
A word to describe a cute guy.
It can also be used to descibe a flirting action.
He's Tingy = He's cute/hot.
Is he being tingy with you = is he flirting with you.
noun: a penis
verb: to make sweet, sweet love to someone
Janet: Check out the tingy on him
Mary: OMJesus, it's soooo beautiful
Mike (The Situation): I wanna tingy that bitch severely
Snookie: I'm so fucking wasted