Time Traveler 

Someone who travels through the past and present. Whether it is through an object, at will, or using worm holes. A time traveler can visit any time in the past, present, or future.

The time traveler went from 2016 to the year 5900.

Time Traveler by MissyTravels December 28, 2016

Time Traveler 

Someone that drank to the point of blacking out and looses all track of time by time traveling to a near and confusing future. Also known as the Tom Traveler.

The time traveler was drinking at the bar and ended up at a strange apartment where I was naked on the floor, with the water running.

Time Traveler by chadeo12 June 17, 2009

Time Traveler 

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.

I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.

Time Traveler by g.f.y. February 3, 2010

Time Traveler 

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.

We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table”

Time Traveler by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018

Time Traveler 

One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:

1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself

Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Time Traveler by ajreag December 31, 2013

The Time Traveler's Wife 

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".

"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

The Time Traveler's Wife by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 4, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife 

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.

From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

The Time Traveler's Wife by chello313 June 16, 2009